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Morning Brew: They're Freedom Haters, We're Freedom Lovers

posted by Sean at 2008-09-18 21:09:33
091808_mb.jpgNDP Candidacy up in smoke (Get it? Get it? So good). So he smokes pot, on TV, Pot TV to be precise, that's fine, then he drops liquid blotter acid on TV, that's kind of weird, but okay, fine, then he does DMT, um... sure, yeah, we all have, then he starts a company that sells coca plants, that's probably not very cool, but then what? He drives a car? Fuck that. NO way. He's out.

Also, its perfectly OK to make jokes about Listeriosis. Like, did you hear the one about the guy who opened up the wrong can of worms? It was made by Maple Leaf. Or something. I don't know I just made that up. That joke won't be on the CD.

Meanwhile, the guvermint is trying to turn your kids into fags. Good for Abbotsford for taking a stand against this "deliciously decadent, sinful behaviour in God's eyes".

'Values' voters search for a home. "When representatives don't support the core beliefs of their constituents, where do those potential voters turn"? We wait. We wait for the firestorm of retribution that God will have upon their flesh; for the day in which judgement will come to the millions of wayward soles (liberals).

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