Space exploration key to mankind's survival: NASA chief. "I mean look at what we've done to earth, I mean... its fucked. I mean... have you seen that Katie Couric interview with Palin? We gotta start over man, we're fucked" The NASA spokesman was not quoted as saying.

Basically, this is a visual representation of the human race. We're just going to keep going, no matter what. Unless of course you're John McCain, in which case you just quit.

"So you want me to throw this into the tub when White Rabbit peaks? You're doomed man." PS Our food supply is fucked.

Conservative candidate Lee Richardson links immigrants with crime. And so now it appears we're just going to fast forward to the part in Children of Men where we put immigrants in massive seaside camps.

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