Temporary Transportation. Streetcar project to alleviate 2010 transit chaos. Hey, let's build a monorail while we're at it, and a gondola across false creek!

Temporary Housing. Activists offer plan to quickly house Downtown Eastside's homeless. Better yet, let's build a whole fake city to impress the empress.

Apathy Ale is the brew of choice amid voter disinterest in election. Oh you're just so clever! You've come up with some cute little beer's to match the candidates! "Stephen's Stout is brewed in Alberta and doesn't go over particularly well at gallery openings and theatre award galas." Oh that'll get the liberal hordes in a tizzy! How witty! No but seriously you should never write another editorial for as long as you live.

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